Another Child(ism)

It's Saturday morning, and as usual I provide transportation 1 of 2 ways for Bowling. This week I did the pick up from the bowling ally. And on the way to taking the boys to lunch (Burger King) We passed a realistic Santa Claus in someones front yard. And me being me, said oh look there's Santa. And both boys said there is not really a Santa. Well, I said, yes there is. And for thinking that way you will end up with a lump of coal. Jake (Michael's friend I transport) said "Cool!, now I can have a Christmas BBQ, I just need to get some meat from the Tooth Fairy" Only a 13 yr old would come back and twist my words on me. Damm!! I need help out smarting my son and his friends. Any suggestions???

I other news (weird news at that) A great percentage of people I know have Sprint Cellular, and for some crazy unexplainable reason, all lost service early today. There was no calling in or out, not even to VM. I phoned Sprint and they had no explanation, then it just came back. In other weird news, my parents have Charter for their Internet and cable and it has been out since Friday morning, and they(Charter) as well have no explanation as to way it is out. Wait, it gets really weird....then about 2:00 this afternoon my parents new furnace went out. Mind you the furnace is only 1 mo old. People, it is 40 outside. I need heat!!! Well at least it is above freezing. Could anything else possibly break/go out??? Today is not Friday the 13Th is it???