Friday, November 21, 2008

FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....

This is a wondeful joke sent to me by one of my co-workers. If you don't laugh, you are not human. All I can say is, we have our ninch in life, enjoy it or not. I enjoy it!

On a transatlantic flight, A plane passes through a severe
> > storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
> > one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
> >
> > Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
> > 'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to
> > die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on
> > this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
> >
> > For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
> > their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the
> > front of the plane.
> >
> > Then a cowboy from Idaho stands up in the rear of the
> > plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
> > eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
> >
> > One button at a time........
> >
> > No one moves..................
> >
> > He removes his shirt................
> >
> > Muscles ripple across his chest..........
> >
> > She gasps....................
> >
> > He whispers................
> >
> > 'Iron this.......then get me a beer....

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